fuck this, im making a new xanga

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AmnioticChild my new name

im bored, my back hurts, work sucks

it chritsmas, hurrah and all that

i got mostly what i wanted. cept one thing made me laugh.....

my dad got me a coat made by Fabio........a tan leather and white ghetto designer coat

o jeez, yes, i dont think i could bear to have it touch my skin, much less wear it, of course i didnt say anything to my dad because its an expensive jacket,so yeah......

i got some new video games, a new cd player, and stuffs of other coolnesses

so,merry christmas then!

NOTE-GodsNoHelp asked me "Whos is that girl in your main pic?"

PEOPLE, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION! THAT IS A MAN,NOT A WOMAN! He is from the (former) Japanese Rock Band Malice Mizer, and yes, he does dress up in dresses and the like. HE IS NOT A WOMAN!

byes

Part One - Names
1. Your REAL Name: Monica Janine Troxell
2. What friends call you: Monica
3. What your (ex) boy/girl friend calls you: ?
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Vivian or Alex
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Crug
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: Dog
b. goose: Mortimer
c. pirate: Yarr
d. a hot girl: excuse me?
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: Noose
8. What would you name your kids?: Girl-Alexandria, Boy-?
9. What would you name a ship you built?: Fuck a Duck
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: 100 ways to insult your own intelligence

Part Two - Have you ever ...
11. Thrown up in public?: Yea
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: Butter
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: Yup
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: I dont "check people out"
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: Yep
16. Nearly drowned?: All the time
17. Passed out?: Almost
18..Had a crush on somebody NOT single?: Hasn't everyone?
19. Been stuck in the rain?: I like rain...
20. Been attacked by an animal?: Mauled by a dog on my left arm
21. Caught people having sex?: Nope
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: No
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: No Oo
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: No
25. Made a wish that came true?: Not recently

Part Three - Complete the sentence
26. I once had a dream I was kissing .... Santa Claus! .....kidding
27. I'm only racist towards ..... everyone
28. I don't even know why I'm so ..... idiotic
30. Nothing sucks more than headaches that occurs..... during skool
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy something that costs..... six bucks?
32. It's hot. I should take off my..... head
33. It's always more fun if you ... eat pork with a spork
34. You can't eat steak without .. killing a cow
35. You better shut up before I .. spaz
36. Just put it on my .. cat's veternairy bill
37. I really like you and everything .. but im too shy
38. I'm not who you think I am. I'm really a .. giraffe in a goblin costume
39. Dude! Where's my .. brain?

Part Four - What would you do if...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: Minced geezer anyone?
41. You witness somebody about to steal your car?: They can have it
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: catch them and put them in my sisters room
43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: ignore it
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: shoot self
45. A genie lets you have three wishes?: make three wishes
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized? Illegal:Christmas music on loops during work , Legal:Marijuana, so all the pot heads will stop wining
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?:Use the jumper cables as a strangling device

48. You had a time machine?: Go back to middle ages where my ancestors were
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: Stuffed animal porn!

Part Five - Would you ever ...
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for AIDS?: Cancer
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: Fly
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: Record my dreams
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: skinny
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: Forest
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: Comedy
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: Rock
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: Feb. 29th
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: sewer
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: institution

60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide?: Snowboard
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: a ninja pirate!

Part Six - What first comes to your mind with these words..
62. Courage: the cowardly dog.
63. Driver: Taxi
64. Yoga: Ohm......
65. Bakery: Cookies
66. Roach: Infestation
67. Mushroom: Head
68. Sprung: Spring
69. Exotic: Erotic
70. Pythagorean: Not of my intelligence

Part Seven - Miscellaneous
71. Construct an acronym for these words. (example: G M S = Give Me Steak )
a. S O L R A C: Solar Operated Llama Recruitment Agency Co.
b. D A N G E R: cant think of one
c. C H I N A: Chinese Human Industrial No-good Allamoney
d. R P G: Role Playing Game.
72. What is your definition of love?: got an extra 5 hours?
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: not "intrested" in anyone right now
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: LCM
75. Close your eyes, turn around, and then open them:CHILDREN! MILLIONS OF THEM!
76. Were you too scared to do it? : I was slapped by a 5 year old..
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: my lifespan
78: Who is the last person you kicked?: Dan
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: Knight
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the last letter of your first name: Ashley, Amy, Aaron

hmmm,i have a JOB now

i work as a cashier at a pet store, i stand for 5 hours and serve people with crappy attitudes while my feet decay beneath me

o yes,fun

im getting a sword, woo hoo! XD well,technically im racking up the money and my grandma is getting it for me, but who cares!? http://www.cbswords.com/product_info.php/cPath/21/products_id/48

theres a pic of it. yea, its from a movie, but i like the design. Nazgul are the shizzo..........

i must go shoot myself now, ta-ta

Currently Watching-FOAMY:Nuts to You